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Diary of an Average Australian.
Updated most days.
Latest posts:
• One look at the planned EW route shows why it would have made yesterday?s #Citylink mess worse, not better • Some more photos from May 2003 • A little Sunday afternoon fire-fighting (and lighting) on the farm • Watched • Beware of credit card points
Guide To Australia
- The answers to all those niggling questions you've always had. Is there really
a McDonalds on top of Uluru? How do you shotgun
a Tim Tam? Ten things you need to know when visiting
Australia.
How to
destroy your video - Consumers'
revenge. My VCR had annoyed me for too long. So one Saturday afternoon, aided by
various assistants, I comprehensively destroyed it, using a combination of
toast, dishwashing liquid, a hammer, a lake, a car, a pick axe, and a small
explosive device.
GET THE T-SHIRT!
Toxic
History of the World . 455 BC: The Parthenon is proposed,
but fails to get planning approval. 14 AD: Augustus dies. The Romans
begin advertising in all the fashionable journals for a replacement. "Emperor
wanted. Preferably mad. Must look good in a laurel wreath and have own toga."
Great Vomits of the Twentieth Century.
Vomit stories from readers (and locations) the world over - submit your own!
Shakespeare.
What if Romeo had gone to the wrong
balcony? MacDuff has Macbeth's head;
how can he shake the cops off his trail? Julius Caesar should beware the ides of
March... but just what is an ide,
anyway? And now you can get
Shakespeare clown nose merchandise!!!
Doctor Who.
Will the Doctor and his assistant with the very
silly name convince the humans to trust them, and somehow defeat the
Unrealistatrons from Mothball 6?
The Year 2031. Nothing much has changed really - people still don't
know how to program their videos. But NASA is getting ready for the first manned
mission to Venus - sponsored by Coke.
Custard
Television. Everything you need to know about TV
and Video. What do the TV stations really
mean in their promos? The latest informative programme
ratings.
USA
holiday. That Grand Canyon really is quite
big. Have a laugh at the alleged Australian food
at the Outback Steakhouse. And try and wrap your
head around the idea of an entire nation that doesn't
know metric.
Computing
Dictionary. RAM (v.) -
what you do when the plug won't quite fit. Why beta software that renders
your computer unbootable isn't such a
great idea. And what's the real truth behind
screen savers?
Ron
& Jeff in their struggle with life, religion,
charity and daytime television. Is it really a good idea to hail a taxi by jumping
out in front of it? What is Christmas,
anyway?
Order Of The
Skint. Let us
predict your future and take all your money. And discover the miraculous
powers of Bowen Nurk Power!
Toxic Custarpedia.
The world's most unreliable general reference, now available on CDROM!
(Just
kidding)
Life in the
Office. How did your desk get that messy?
When they re-organise the office, how do you make sure you don't end up sitting
next to someone you hate?
Wallpaper. Grab a few classic Custard images to harass your
colleagues and your mum. See our version of the healthy eating Food
Pyramid. Guard your computer with Safe-T-Man.
Back Issues: Almost seven years of TCWF, in all their pre-Web
plain text glory!
Other Toxic Custard stuff:
to link your web page to Toxic Custard? Then consider therapy. If afterwards you still
want to, then you can steal this logo!At this point it's probably worth mentioning:
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