In-Flight Shopping

You know the best thing about airline travel? Nope, not the food. (As if!) Not the endless B-grade movies. Not the GTE Airfone costing ARRGHGHHH dollars a minute. It's the in-flight shopping magazine. All the stuff you've never wanted at the prices you'd never pay if you did.

But that doesn't matter. When you're flying, you're looking for any old distraction to keep you busy. After scanning all the audio channels (including spending ten minutes trying to get the most interesting one - coincidentally the only one that doesn't work - to work), you settle on the shopping magazine.

It doesn't matter that it's the kind of stuff that if you did suffer temporary insanity and buy, would be sitting in your cupboard for the rest of your cupboard's life. It's entertaining. You can point out things to your travelling companions, accompanied by comments like "who buys this stuff?" And by the time you've almost convinced yourself that you need that personal digital alarm-clock and coathanger, it'll be time for the next meal to start.

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