Widely recognised as the least authoritative and most inaccurate, the Toxic Custard Shakespeare brings together some of the Bard's best-known works in attempt to help the reader see and appreciate them in a way never before seen - to totally take the mickey out of them.

• Romeo And Juliet TWO: II - Find out what happens in the famous balcony scene… when Romeo goes to the wrong balcony.
• Scott And Kylie TWO: II - The Australian Shakespeare Company's adaptation of Romeo And Juliet
• Macbeth TWO: III - Just who killed the king? Macbeth says it was the rats.
• Macbeth FOUR: I - What are those crazy witches boiling up in their cauldron that smells so bad?
• Macbeth FIVE: IX - Macduff has Macbeth's head; how can he shake the cops off his trail?
• A Midsummer Night's Dream ONE: II - Why is the cast of the play obsessed with beards?
• Richard III FOUR: II - Your majesty, is that your hunch or are you just pleased to see me?
• Othello FIVE: II - Othello begins to suspect that Desdemona has been playing with Cassio's organ.
• Julius Caesar ONE: II - "Beware the ides of March"? Just what is an ide anyway?
• Julius Caesar THREE: II - Antony's been at the grog again.