Bad dog!
A classic Aussie outback tale: kangaroo attacked by shark.
You’ve heard of snakes on a plane… how about scorpions.
Bad dog! Let go of that man’s danglies! (Thanks Shell)
Man told he can’t take a litre of Vodka onto an aeroplane… drinks it instead, almost dies of alcohol poisoning. (Thanks Noel)
Coach driver relying on satellite navigation ends up in the wrong country. (Thanks Marie)


[quote]Nuremberg airport, like many others around the world, doesn’t allows passengers to carry large amounts of liquid onto a plane.[/quote]
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