Impressing the locals
Developer who wants to set up a 24 hour car wash and petrol station tells a public meeting that “(You) have shit people with a shit area. I can’t see the problem; we are doing something nice for the area.”
Man pulled over for drink driving on a disqualified licence and in an unregistered vehicle, gets back in his car and drives away (with his headlights off) before being booked again.
The headline says it all: Kangaroo farts could ease global warming. (Thanks Marie)
Automated Santa chat bot taken down by Microsoft after it started talking about oral sex. (Thanks Pratap)

