A classic Aussie outback tale: kangaroo attacked by shark.

You’ve heard of snakes on a plane… how about scorpions.

Bad dog! Let go of that man’s danglies! (Thanks Shell)

Man told he can’t take a litre of Vodka onto an aeroplane… drinks it instead, almost dies of alcohol poisoning. (Thanks Noel)

Coach driver relying on satellite navigation ends up in the wrong country. (Thanks Marie)

Developer who wants to set up a 24 hour car wash and petrol station tells a public meeting that “(You) have shit people with a shit area. I can’t see the problem; we are doing something nice for the area.”

Man pulled over for drink driving on a disqualified licence and in an unregistered vehicle, gets back in his car and drives away (with his headlights off) before being booked again.

The headline says it all: Kangaroo farts could ease global warming. (Thanks Marie)

Automated Santa chat bot taken down by Microsoft after it started talking about oral sex. (Thanks Pratap)

Bank robbery foiled by police who were having lunch next door

London Underground’s announcer sacked after recording prank messages taking the piss out of tourists, passengers, and London Underground… which are downloadable from her web site.

Prostitute donates 27 hours of sex to a children’s charity telethon. (Thanks Pratap)