Even those of us who put up with Melbourne’s trains haven’t so far faced this: Thieves steal a Malaysian railway station. (Thanks Marie)

Geelong fan gets tattoos in Thailand which turn out to say “Night Premiers 2006; Gay Premiers 2007″, and his instructions to the tattooist were followed to the letter, including “Right arm” and “Left arm” on his arms. Whoops.

British Airways flying empty planes across the Atlantic.

A man reading The Unknown Terrorist, about paranoia and security fears in the post-9/11 world, is asked to leave a pub because other patrons were alarmed by the book’s cover.

Cook spit roasts a 550Kg camel, feeding around 500 people. (Thanks Debbie)

Tony Abbott’s bad day ends with him swearing at his opponent on camera.

Cafe bans conversations about Facebook.

Stripper called to school birthday party by mistake. (Thanks Michelle)

School boy uses what he saw on Mythbusters to save a man’s life.

Oh, I like this one: NSW plans to destroy hoons’ cars, and publish video footage of the destruction to utterly humiliate them. (Ironically when I viewed it, The Age web site was showing an accompanying ad for some souped-up Nissan sportscar.)