Put your family first
FEMA holds a fake press conference.
Family First candidate Andrew Quah ousted after photos of him nude were emailed around. Says Quah: “I might have been drunk off my face or my political enemies might have drugged me.” Uh huh.
Cashier tells armed robber she’s too busy to deal with him. (Thanks Marie)
Mythbusters is at a nuclear power plant for a future episode: do cockroaches survive a nuclear blast? (Thanks Deb)
Rugby chief resigns after complaints he was drunk at a function… the complaint coming from sponsor Bundaberg Rum. (Thanks David)