Man vs Ostrich
Oh, humanity, has it come to this? Drunken men trespassing on an ostrich farm gun down one of the birds after getting kicked by it.
Classy. “The decorum in the Ipswich Magistrate’s call-over court was shattered as the sound of a woman experiencing heightened sexual pleasure rang out for between 10 to 20 seconds.”
Greenpeace says: eat more kangaroos!.
How do you stop speeding? Make out speedsters have small penises.
Cow arrested after causing traffic accidents. (Thanks Marie)
The big heist! $250,000 worth of disposable nappies. (Thanks David)