Mirapex is perfectly safe, except for…
A$84 million net filtering cracked by teenager in 30 minutes.
Apart from knocking you out unexpectedly, giving you hallucinations and causing random behaviour, Mirapex is perfectly safe. (Thanks Greg)
Man who kept 200 black widow spiders is bitten fatally by one of them, and eaten by the rest. Nice. (Thanks Michelle)
Journalists going to collect their APEC photo IDs are asked to present their photo IDs. (Thanks Pratap)