I know something’s big news when more than one person sends it to me, let alone when it’s something where the headline says it all: Biker’s penis hit by lightning. (Thanks all)

And another one: Seattle’s new lightrail system has been nicknamed the SLUT (South Lake Union Trolley) by the locals. (Thanks all)

Australia couldn’t get the US to hand over all the top-secret codes for their Hornet fighters’ radar, so they cracked them instead. (Thanks Waleed)

A teacher claiming to be Adolf Hitler’s son who works for MOSSAD has been banned from teaching.

The church that hosted filming of the “Father’s Day” episode is holding Doctor Who-themed services. (Thanks Greg)

Three teenagers in a boat trying to moon people on-shore instead fall out of the boat — one getting hit by its propeller in the face. It’s unclear whether or not he sustained an injury to the cheek.

Czech driver knocked out in an accident wakes with fluent English. (Thanks Debbie)

Chinese web users will have cartoon police popup to warn them against looking at anything forbidden. (Thanks Pratap)

Apart from obviously being senseless and unprovoked violence, how stupid are the rugby fans who beat up a Channel 7 reporter on-camera during a live telecast? Video.

Everyone’s heard about this by now, right? APEC security breached by a TV comedy act who set up a handful of hired motorcycles and black SUVs and Canadian Flags to create their own motorcade, with their special passenger being dressed as Osama bin Laden. (Made the news worldwide too.)

Wikipedia edits traced to the Australian Prime Minister’s office, including one edit that proclaims “Poo bum dicky wee wee.” (Thanks Pratap)

A$84 million net filtering cracked by teenager in 30 minutes.

Apart from knocking you out unexpectedly, giving you hallucinations and causing random behaviour, Mirapex is perfectly safe. (Thanks Greg)

Man who kept 200 black widow spiders is bitten fatally by one of them, and eaten by the rest. Nice. (Thanks Michelle)

Journalists going to collect their APEC photo IDs are asked to present their photo IDs. (Thanks Pratap)