OMFG! It’s Official Meetings Facilities Guide magazine, using the acronym OMFG! (Thanks Lauren)

Brothel offers pump and save petrol discounts. (Thanks Pratap)

Man drinks 8 Red Bull energy drinks… then has to be revived when his heart stops. (Thanks Grant)

Man having heart attack in shop is revived by a defribrillator salesman. (Thanks Michelle)

Phone company sends mobile phone bill for US$218 trillion. (Thanks Noel)

A group of New Zealand vegans has banned sex with meat-eaters.

Marsellus Wallace is a mean dude. Dogs owned by the actor who played him have killed a caretaker at his house.

Giant Lego man washes ashore in Holland.

Australian woman sparks security scare by uttering “Fair dinkum!” to American flight attendants. (Thanks Pratap)

Man accused of sex with a sheep found not guilty… because the sheep wouldn’t testify. Says the report: Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn’t want to have sex. (Thanks Debbie)