Frankly, the headline alone was enough to make me squirm: Man cuts of penis in restaurant. (Thanks Craig)

Seven year-old girl finds an unused, wrapped condom in her Happy Meal. (Thanks Pratap)

Nudists in Byron Bay celebrate ANZAC Day with a game of Nude Beach Cricket.

Doctor Who fan buried in a TARDIS coffin.

And Kylie to play a Cyberwoman?! (Thanks Pratap)

Politician takes personal action on grafitti, spray-painting over some of it, only to find out later it was a legitimate artwork.

Computer user suing Microsoft for $5 million for making all the different Windows Vista editions so confusing.

Beginner plumber burns down a historic mansion. (Thanks Michelle)

Recall on toilets: may cause explosion “just under your buttocks”. Yeowch. (Thanks Amanda)

Teenager watching pr0n movie discovers it stars his parents. (Thanks Glenn)

Research proves it: Powerpoint presentations are pointless. I wonder how they presented the findings? (Thanks Pratap)

This week we have to watch out for April Fools gags. (Right Pratap?)

Gromit takes over from Nipper temporarily on the HMV logo.

‘Is evolution well-supported by evidence and widely accepted within the scientific community?’ 48% of Americans say No. (Via Slashdot)

NZ government funds a study entitled: The Everyday Life of Bogans: Identity and Community Among Heavy Metal Fans. (Thanks Les)

Woman claims her Golden Retriever saved her life by performing the Heimlich manoevre on her. (Thanks Amanda)