How is it that three separate explosive devices were found by accident in Melbourne the other week; all apparently souvineered by someone in the past and hidden away in their house. Assuming these were all picked up during past times of warfare, what kind of idiot takes a bomb, without checking first that it’s been disarmed?

People are getting so fat, we now need supersized ambulances (thanks Pratap)

Warnings of sleeping pills effects… people found “sleep-driving”. (Thanks Waleed)

Drink driver blames crash on the unicorn he claims was driving. (Thanks numerous people)

And another driver (sober, apparently) killed trying to drive while using a laptop. I wonder if he was surfing at www.darwinawards.com. (Thanks Glenn)

Topless policewoman probed. Sent a topless piccy to her ill boyfriend to make him feel better. He forwarded it on. I wonder if she’s dumped him yet?

Football fans wielding celery may be banned.