Stella! Stella!!!
Fistfights and dummies stripped as hoardes chase the new Stella McCartney fashion range at budget department chain Target. And of course now they’re showing up on eBay.
Students suspended from school for daring to utter the word “vagina” at a reading of “The Vagina Monologues”. After a fuss was made the school eventually dropped the suspension. (Thanks Pratap)
Man rings home to find his own funeral in progress. (Thanks Marie)
Man divorces wife and chops up half of the house to take with him. (Thanks Debbie)