Man impersonating Chopper waving an imitation handgun at motorists is arrested.

If you’ve seen the Chaser ads showing their billboards in Iraq, Estonia and India, turns out they’re not Photoshopped, they’re real.

Policewoman booked for speeding 10mph over is fighting the fine. (Thanks Rich)

Mr Tumble does sign-language for the kiddies. But accidentally signs expletives: thinks he’s saying “I’m happy” but instead says “I’m f—ing you.” Whoops. (Thanks Pratap)

Corpse flies first class with British Airways. (Thanks Marie)

How is it that three separate explosive devices were found by accident in Melbourne the other week; all apparently souvineered by someone in the past and hidden away in their house. Assuming these were all picked up during past times of warfare, what kind of idiot takes a bomb, without checking first that it’s been disarmed?

People are getting so fat, we now need supersized ambulances (thanks Pratap)

Warnings of sleeping pills effects… people found “sleep-driving”. (Thanks Waleed)

Drink driver blames crash on the unicorn he claims was driving. (Thanks numerous people)

And another driver (sober, apparently) killed trying to drive while using a laptop. I wonder if he was surfing at www.darwinawards.com. (Thanks Glenn)

Topless policewoman probed. Sent a topless piccy to her ill boyfriend to make him feel better. He forwarded it on. I wonder if she’s dumped him yet?

Football fans wielding celery may be banned.

Fistfights and dummies stripped as hoardes chase the new Stella McCartney fashion range at budget department chain Target. And of course now they’re showing up on eBay.

Students suspended from school for daring to utter the word “vagina” at a reading of “The Vagina Monologues”. After a fuss was made the school eventually dropped the suspension. (Thanks Pratap)

Man rings home to find his own funeral in progress. (Thanks Marie)

Man divorces wife and chops up half of the house to take with him. (Thanks Debbie)

An 8-year-old who weighs 99 kilograms (more than three times the average weight for his age) may be taken from his mother if she doesn’t get him dieting and exercising.

Apparently it’s not a joke: the Conservapedia is a conservative, pro-Christian, pro-American wiki that attempts to correct Wikipedia’s “liberal bias”. It helpfully has an article showing examples of bias in Wikipedia, such as (gasp) using non-US English spelling. Personally, I like the stuff claiming that kangaroos originated on Noah’s ark in the Middle East, then migrated to Australia, possibly on raft mats made of vegetation.

High school students make pr0n movies between classes. (Thanks Brian)

14-year-olds reckon it’s good to get pregnant because it’s “fasionable” among schoolgirls. Hmm. Stupid ones perhaps. (Thanks Marie)