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11/9/2006

Oh Naomi, what have you done?

Filed under: — Daniel @ 9:31 pm

Naomi Robson in khakiOh, nice. Less than 24 hours after the death of Steve Irwin, Naomi Robson appears live on TV wearing a khaki shirt and with a lizard on her shoulder. And — get this — claims she had nothing else to wear except the khaki. Uh huh. All class. (Thanks Polly)

Some brainless dweeb books a striptease as entertainment for a conference on climate change, prompting a walk-out by female scientists present.

Peter Brock offered a state funeral. This must be what state governments do when they’re getting close to election time. Don Chipp, Steve Irwin, Peter Brock, all offered. Colin Thiele? Nope, no election due in SA.

Jamie Oliver on why he shouldn’t be in politics: “I get in press conferences and start saying fuck all over the place.”

Speeding Swiss driver visiting Canada blames lack of goats on the roads. (Thanks Dan)

2 Responses to “Oh Naomi, what have you done?”

  1. Shell Says:

    Daniel - think you need to check the layout here. My comments disappear under the right side menu before they wrap…

    I watched TT specifically that night because I knew Naomi wouldn’t let me down lol.
    I still recall her efforts during the severe bush fires in Canberra in 2003. There’s Naomi interview some poor couple who have just lost everything they own… standing there in shock…. talking about how they’ll rebuild again. And Naomi says….. “oh i can relate to what you are going through… I’ve just renovated”.

    Actually, I cant believe no-one in the press has been talking about when she interviewed the 10 yr old boy who owned the lizard. At one stage he said… “yeah, Steve Irwin is my hero (or idol)”. Naomi’s response…. “He was your hero”.

    Man… that’s cold.

  2. Allie Says:

    Look, I think when it comes right down to it, we have to simply say “Poor Naomi”, because surely noone could be that
    stupid and , well, uncarring, on purpose, we must just assume that her tiny brain can’t procees her thoughts fast enough before they make their way out of her mouth.

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