Oh, nice. Less than 24 hours after the death of Steve Irwin, Naomi Robson appears live on TV wearing a khaki shirt and with a lizard on her shoulder. And — get this — claims she had nothing else to wear except the khaki. Uh huh. All class. (Thanks Polly)

Some brainless dweeb books a striptease as entertainment for a conference on climate change, prompting a walk-out by female scientists present.

Peter Brock offered a state funeral. This must be what state governments do when they’re getting close to election time. Don Chipp, Steve Irwin, Peter Brock, all offered. Colin Thiele? Nope, no election due in SA.

Jamie Oliver on why he shouldn’t be in politics: “I get in press conferences and start saying fuck all over the place.”

Speeding Swiss driver visiting Canada blames lack of goats on the roads. (Thanks Dan)