To boldly go where no thesis has gone before
Tram driver pulled over and booked for speeding.
PHD thesis on Star Trek. (Thanks Pratap)
Man who attends meeting that ponders removal of a dam to aid the local fish population gets a subsequent call from the FBI and a terrorism investigation. (Thanks Waleed)
Little league baseball player, 13 years old is 6 foot 8 inches tall. Surprised he hasn’t been poached for the basketball team. (Thanks MGS)

