Paranoia? Plane diverted because a 51-year-old woman on board had hand cream and matches. (Thanks Konrad)

Ah, stupid drivers. And for that extra effort, stupid drivers doing stupid things in front of police:

• An 18-year-old suspended probationary driver from Epping allegedly performed a burnout in the Victoria Police impoundment warehouse when retrieving his car, which had been impounded because of the actions of a friend.
• A 38-year-old motorist allegedly performed a 30-metre burnout along Chapel Street, South Yarra only metres from a police road-block, involving three police officers wearing reflective vests.

Kapow! A spectacular lightning strike in Sydney (and its aftermath) captured on film (Thanks Shell).

“Boobs on bikes” topless motorcycle parade to go ahead in Auckland on Wednesday.