Ugly kids? No problem!
Some parents will have the option of having their kids’ school photos digitally altered to remove pimples and other blemishes.
Freedom Fries are now French Fries again.
“Yasmin’s Getting Married” is cancelled by channel 10 after just one week. But if she finds a husband, 10 will pay for the wedding.
Waitress checks a customer’s photo ID… and realises it’s a fake when she sees her own face. (Thanks MGS)

