For sale: One banana
For sale on ebay: a banana.
Man under bridge claims to be troll, demands payment from pedestrians. (Thanks MGS)
Latest winner of the Bulwer-Lytton prize for worst opening sentence of an imaginary novel: Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean. (Thanks Debbie)
Like Australia, England was bailed out of the World Cup. Here’s ten uses for unwanted English flags. (Thanks Andy)
July 19th, 2006 at 12:13 am
That banana for sale on eBay reminded me of something I saw last year - on the day London got the 2012 Olympics, somebody in Wales put up a banana that said that London would be awarded the 2012 Games. It’s such a shame that it looked like it had been scrawled on in biro.
August 1st, 2006 at 12:57 pm
The banana sold for $435!!!!
August 15th, 2006 at 11:54 pm
Hmmm. I knew there was a banana shortage, but this is ridiculous. Pray that the reserve bank don’t hear of this, or interest rates will be up again.