The US Airforce gets a little worried when a video appears showing vandals spray-painting grafitti on AirForce One.

Switzerland uses hunky men to try and attract female tourists… or gay men, presumably. (Thanks Amanda)

British prison authorities are moving prison toilets so that Muslim prisoners don’t have to face Mecca while using them. (Thanks Brian)

A German supermarket worker opens a case of bananas and finds cocaine instead. Of course, if it were in Australia, the bananas would probably be more valuable. (Thanks Marie)

An organisation called Right To Ride is trying to convince people that pregnant women are allowed to drive in HOV lanes.

The US State Department offers advice to Americans going abroad… principally, to shut the hell up.

82 year old woman fined for taking too long to cross the road. (Thanks Marie)

Jerry Garcia’s toilet stolen. (Thanks Waleed)

Nudist attempts to kill spider by setting it on fire… ends up with a fifth of his own body burnt. (Thanks Marie)

A Florida university professor claims Jesus walked not on water, but ice. (Thanks Pratap)

You’d think teachers would have some commonsense. Not the one who used a live 40mm ammunition as a paperweight. (Thanks Elmer)

Stone Aged man used flint drills on teeth. Next they’ll be discovering they kept fish in their waiting rooms and drove Mercedes, too. (Thanks Amanda)