Ah, the Australian “Where the bloody hell are you?” tourism advert: First the Brits objected, then relented. Then the Canadians objected not because of the swearing, but because beer is consumed in the ad. Then it went to air in the USA, and what a surprise the American Family Association objected to “bloody”. I wonder if they also objected to the Simpsons using “wanker”?

Just when you thought that was all under control, the Tourism people objected to a spoof version: “Where the f—ing hell are you?”

Divorce by sleep: an Indian Muslim couple have been told they have to separate after the husband uttered “Divorce divorce divorce” while sleeping. (Thanks Marie)

Family feud, 21st century style: Family members set up rival websites: a father with pictures of his daughter’s messy room, to force her to tidy it. She strikes back with embarassing pictures of him. (Thanks Amanda)