Monkey, the classic 70s TV show adaption of the Chinese tale of a priest and three companions searching for Buddhist scriptures, is getting remade. One of the stars was in the pub near location shooting in NSW, and locals started singing the old TV theme song at him.

McDonalds in trouble for waiting so long to declare their French fries have wheat and dairy products in them. I wonder if they’re also getting into trouble because the fries aren’t French? How come this is news anyway? I went out with an (almost)-Vegan girl years ago who avoided Maccas fries.

A British nurse who struck a colleague with a frozen trout has been struck off. (Thanks David)

The way to keep feral animals at bay is to scatter the area with tiger poo. Not that you can find it at the local pet shop. (Thanks Amanda)