Gary!
For the 57th year in a row, a mysterious visitor has left flowers and a bottle of cognac on the gravestone of Edgar Allan Poe, to mark his birthday.
Leif Garrett charged with heroin offences and (gasp) subway fare evasion. My, but doesn’t he look like a scary guy now… not the wholesome long-haired puke-inducing innocent of the 70s.
Robbed cartoonist draws a caricature of the suspect which police use to arrest a man.
Pub patrons in Cardiff get a surprise when Cybermen walk past the window. (Thanks Phil)
Parrot keeps saying “Hiya Gary” when phones ring, and making smooching names when “Gary” is said on the TV. Not a good sign. (Thanks Amanda and Shelley)
Hayden Christiansen, when faced with someone yelling “You ruined the Star Wars movies!”, chases him down the street. Dude, George Lucas ruined the Star Wars movies… (Thanks MGS)

