Press release issued: Narnia walks out of WTO talks, citing pressure from US and EU delegates. Spokesperson Susan Aslan expresses outrage. A number of news outlets, including Forbes, picked up the story before realising it was a hoax. Obviously Forex Television still hasn’t realised.

Santa urged to leave the reindeer at home and take public transport. He replies that no bus route goes to every house in the world. (Let alone overnight at Christmas, one would imagine.)

It’s the Taiwanese Wiggles: Arthur, Anni, Captain Feathersword, Danny and Carlos! (via Ferrous)

Mistake 1: Sitting in the passenger seat, pulling the steering wheel as a drunken prank, causing a crash. Mistake 2: blogging about it while claiming to police that you don’t remember what happened.

Cows are being decapitated in Melbourne’s road tunnels when they poke their heads out of trucks, only to get them knocked-off by signs. Remind me not to drive behind cattle trucks… (Thanks Shell)