American Express offers gold Amex cards to Aborigines on work-for-the-dole schemes. Way to help the personal debt problem, guys.

But hey, in the States, they’re issuing credit cards to trees. (Thanks Amanda)

The government of Kazahkstan gets fed up with being the but of jokes via Ali G’s Borat character, and shuts down borat.kz.

Man on the way to Bondi (scene of recent riots) found with a riot-related pamphlet, but claims he was only carrying petrol on the bus because he was on his way to help a mate whose car had broken down. Yeah. Sure.

Hit-and-run driver turns out to be a 7-year-old. (Thanks MGS)