IT workers are the worst-dressed.

Bloke caught and fined for driving drunk and while his licence suspended. His passenger prepares to drive him home, but is then stopped for the same thing. They ring the bloke’s girlfriend, who turns up to drive them home. Turns out she’s drunk as well. All three charged.

Political correctness reversed: the Victorian state government rules Santa is allowed in school Christmas celebrations.

Zoom… flash! What was that? U-turn, drive back… flash! Huh? A man loses his licence after driving past a speed camera four times, wondering what it was and why it kept flashing at him. Apart from speeding past the camera, he was also not wearing a seatbelt. (Thanks Jessica)

Dutch authorities investigate sparrow shot with an air rifle, apparently because it knocked over twenty-three thousand dominoes being prepared for a world record attempt. (Thanks MGS)