“God told me to invade Iraq“, says Bush. Ahhh I see. Shame he didn’t tell where the WMDs are.

The bible translated into SMS.

Fake testicles for neutered dogs. (Thanks MGS)

Forget Alien vs Predator. Try snake vs alligator. Eww. Messy. (Thanks Amanda)

Fire at an Aardman studios warehouse destroys Wallace and Gromit sets and props, as well as material from Morph, Creature Comforts and Chicken Run. W+G creator Nick Park managed some perspective though: “Even though it’s precious stuff and nostalgic - and it’s dreadful news for the company, in the light of other tragedies it’s not a big deal.” (Thanks Ian)