Patron saint of nuclear bombers
After Prince Andrew refuses a security scan at Melbourne airport, they refuse to let him board his flight. Eventually he relents.
The Orthodox Church designates a Russian admiral as the patron saint of nuclear-armed, long-distance Russian bombers. (Thanks Pratap)
TV weatherman quits/is sacked after claiming the Japanese mafia caused Hurricane Katrina. (Thanks MGS)
Gorillas seen using tools for the first time (apart from car repair shops). (Thanks Amanda)