Worst haircut of all time
Driver caught doing 206kmh (in a 100kmh zone) at 2am on Saturday morning tells police he didn’t realise they worked that late.
Survey reveals worst haircut of all time: the mohawk.
Meanwhile a “mulletologist” is touring looking for places named after the mullet.
People keep sending me the link to the Big Ad. It’s worth it. It’s funny.
Goats and cows offered for Chelsea Clinton’s hand in marriage. (Thanks Greg)