Man robs a shop specialising in Closed-Circuit TV, caught on no less than eight security cameras.

German teenager builds his own 300ft long rollercoaster in his backyard. Pictures here. (Thanks Craig)

Brits more likely to commit suicide on Monday than any other day. (Thanks Amanda)

From the guy who brought you the Caveman with shopping trolley comes satirical grafitti on the Israeli security wall.

Need to borrow a gypsy? Well now you can. (Thanks Amanda)

A stampede for discounted four year old Apple laptops. They’re FOUR years old people! Obsolete! (Thanks MGS)

Bizarro deaths of the week award goes to Alice Wardle and Milly Bowman, who died when their foldup bed in a Spanish holiday apartment collapsed, trapping them inside. What’s more worrying is that they weren’t found until four days later.

The Queen is a Doctor Who fan.

A gang in a Brazilian prison dug an escape tunnel. Unfortunately it ended up in the prison yard. (Thanks Debbie)

Phillip Wilcher, the fifth Wiggle speaks out!

Okay this sounds a bit sick: an online game based on the events in London on July 7th: Mind the bombs. Actually, don’t bother clicking through — whoever wrote it did such a poor job that no game appears, only casino and dating site ads and popups.

Police called in to shut down a kid’s lemonade stand. (Thanks MGS)

I’ll never try and get through a closing train door again: a German man’s finger was severed by a door. The finger then travelled 60km, before it was given to authorities so it could be sewn back on. (Thanks Don and Trish)

Driver caught doing 206kmh (in a 100kmh zone) at 2am on Saturday morning tells police he didn’t realise they worked that late.

Survey reveals worst haircut of all time: the mohawk.

Meanwhile a “mulletologist” is touring looking for places named after the mullet.

People keep sending me the link to the Big Ad. It’s worth it. It’s funny.

Goats and cows offered for Chelsea Clinton’s hand in marriage. (Thanks Greg)