Male athlete jailed for competing as a woman. (thanks MGS)

Armed bandits steal 400 breast implants. (Thanks Pratap)

14 Canadians were ordered by the Supreme Court not to discuss the new Harry Potter book, after they were accidentally sold copies before the release date. (Thanks Lauren)

Ahem. Man dies during sex with horse near Seattle. But that’s okay, because bestiality is not illegal in that state, and the horse wasn’t injured.

Technology rules! A woman caught up in the London bombings had an iPod which saved her ears from damage, and a laptop on her back which helped prevent spinal injuries.