DHL serves Iraq and Afghanistan, but won’t go into some suburbs of London, Manchester, Glasgow and Birmingham. (Thanks Merak)

Gunmen rob a soccer star during a live radio interview. (Thanks MGS)

You can now buy a can of spray-on mud so your four-wheel drive looks like it’s been driven in the country. (Thanks Andy)

The US Justice Department uncovers its nude statues.

Student charged with battery after vomiting on a teacher.

A TV film crew from a Channel 4 comedy show uses a fake microphone to drench Tom Cruise with water. Tom doesn’t see the funny side, calling the culprit a jerk.

Reward offered for stolen Dalek.

Picture of cricketer Shane Warne at Lords rumoured to show rather too much down his trousers. (Thanks David)

Ewww… an aeroplane stowaway’s leg lands in somebody’s garden. (Thanks MGS)

I used to have a noisy neighbour who kept the TV turned up. I asked nicely, I even considered finding a remote that activated his TV mute, but I never resorted to murder.

Armed police called to a shootout over the sale of a stolen Harry Potter book. (Thanks Mike)

A US company has invented a Cone Of Silence. (Thanks Brian)