Beautiful people earn more money, says a study. (Thanks Manuel)

Robot jockies are being tried in the United Arab Emirates for camel races, but meanwhile the Japanese have put a robot in charge of a police station for a day. Apparently it’s armed with coloured balls. Hmmm. (Thanks Andrew)

Florida, ever ready to cut down on crime, is poised to make lawful opening fire on anyone perceived to be a threat. They’re already allowed to do so in private, apparently. (Thanks Brian)

The Washington Post ponders (apparently seriously) if “Father Dougal Macguire of Craggy Island” (from TV’s Father Ted) should be the next pope. Apparently he’s a long shot at 1000 to 1. (Thanks Jessica)