The Zimbabwe secret police launch an investigation into the Zimbabwe Cricket Union’s new logo, as some of their more paranoid number see the opposition party’s initials hidden in it. (Thanks David)

An Indiana pet store owner claims to see Satan’s image on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a fire. Quick! Sell it on Ebay! (Thanks Brian)

British research shows what your mobile phone ringtone says about you. People who opt for the old fashioned ring tone think they are ever so high-brow, but may end up coming across as pretentious. — Oh. That’s mine. If a mobile user has recordings of themselves, their partner or child, the survey suggests they be more than a little self-obsessed. Yup, sounds plausible.

Some critics describe NBC’s new sitcom as the most “original” comedy for years. Not bad, considering it’s a re-make of The Office.