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21/3/2005

Two is one two many

Filed under: — Daniel @ 10:20 pm

Two is one too many: a German man who ended up with two penises due to an operation, showed his wife, who wasn’t impressed, and left him. (Thanks Shell)

Some bloke in a balaclava (the item of clothing) robbed a bank in Balaclava (the suburb) this morning.

A British single woman used Freedom Of Information legislation to look for “eligible bachelors within Hampshire constabulary between the ages of 35 and 49 and details of their email addresses, salary details and pension values”.

2 Responses to “Two is one two many”

  1. jean Says:

    I’m not about to register to read a foreign newspaper, so I can’t check directly, but I want to know…
    Where did they get the second one from? (And is it functional?)
    Corpse? Transsexual MtF who didn’t need it? Cutting his existing one into two? (i hope not, but…)
    Did they say why he had it done? And what type of surgeon this would have been?
    (I wonder what the CPT code for that is… tricky to bill to his insurance… although I suspect paying for
    health care is almost certainly different wherever he’s from…)

  2. Daniel Says:

    See also this story: Two Wieners Were Just Too Much

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