Two is one two many
Two is one too many: a German man who ended up with two penises due to an operation, showed his wife, who wasn’t impressed, and left him. (Thanks Shell)
Some bloke in a balaclava (the item of clothing) robbed a bank in Balaclava (the suburb) this morning.
A British single woman used Freedom Of Information legislation to look for “eligible bachelors within Hampshire constabulary between the ages of 35 and 49 and details of their email addresses, salary details and pension values”.