From time to time people get curious and questions like "Why is it called Toxic Custard" and "Why do you bother"? Well, this is where you can find out the answers.

• The history of Toxic Custard - Come with Dennis Monkeygland as he profiles Toxic Custard, where it came from, why it started, and why does it have that stupid name?
• FAQ - Why, where, how, who and what.
• Disclaimer and Copyright - JOKES PROVIDED ON THIS WEB SITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF HUMOUR, AND FITNESS FOR LAUGHING AT.

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