1. MAKE MY CROTCH LOOK BIG

2. THE BAND

3. STAIRWAY TO SEVEN

R. CROTCH LOOK BIG REPRISE

5. BRICK WALL PAINTER

6. WON'T EAT SOUP AGAIN

7. CROTCH LOOK BIG REPRISE AGAIN

8. SEE ME, GROPE ME

9. CHRIST SLASHER CAN'T YOU WRITE ANOTHER BLOODY TUNE CROTCH REPRISE