Great Vomits of the 20th Century

True stories of vomit from around the world.

Collection 1

Standing in line at the drug store / Out of a car door outside the restaurant / On the tram / The Calais to Dover hovercraft / In an uncle's Mercedes / Too much pizza

Collection 2

In class, on the teacher / School garden during an English class / Police station, Leningrad / At home, on the white leather couch / Into a gas heater / Into a champagne bottle / House redecoration / On holiday in Malta, on a bus: over two nuns!

Collection 3

Schoolies week, Gold Coast, Queensland / School excursion / Doorway of a peak hour train at Carnegie station, Melbourne / While crossing the street / Family Barf History / After a wedding, over a guy called Chuck / Restaurant toilet / Interior of her boyfriend's therapist's Cadillac

Collection 4

Brendan's life story in vomit / Advised to "bring up your problems" / Five Star Hotel / While fighting a bushfire / What not to eat in Thailand / Into someone's garden / Pizza and too much dessert / A Michigan State Trooper's car / Train between Richmond and South Yarra / Sydney Harbour Bridge, riding on his bike / On a balcony, into a strong wind / Paris, into a bidet / Washington Metro, down someone's back...

Collection 5

Like Mount Vesuvius in the kitchen / Hold the line please... / Calling for Huey in Darkest Africa / Into the seat of a taxi / All over a rubbish bin in Wagga Wagga / During a screening of E.T. / Bumpy flight over Tasmania / All over the garden / Hobart Docks, New Year's Eve / Marathon Toilet Session / Lasagne and white carpet

Collection 6

Over herself / On her mother / Everywhere but in the toilet bowl / Out the door of the car / "Don't come in, Mummy's being sick!!" / Friends' brand new carpet / Over brother's face / Stop the bus! / On the tracks / Pizza shaped spew / In the MG / Joe's stories / Party of the three pukes

Collection 7

Middle of the crowd / Out of a tram door in Warsaw, Poland / Without warning / All over the house / Out of a train window, onto some cars / Deflected off a pillow / All over the tour group / New Years Eve / Just a quiet puke while nobody's looking

Collection 8

Featuring a lot of alcohol, a kid throwing up on his teacher, and a bloke vomiting on his ex-girlfriend, and more!

More coming soon! Do you have a great vomit story? Email danielbowen at gmail dot com - mention if you'd like to remain anonymous. Sorry, there is a big backlog at the moment - all contributions are logged and WILL be published eventually.

What started this off: my own stories of Beer and hot chocolate into the garden bed / Richmond station platform 4

- Great Vomits of the 20th Century